Good One
Brendan: "Is today April 1st? I'm pregnant." — Brent Nichols (@brentnichols) April 1, 2015
Brendan: "Is today April 1st? I'm pregnant." — Brent Nichols (@brentnichols) April 1, 2015
“Leave a negative tip on your restaurant bill to reduce the expense.”
“Leave your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot. It gives someone a job.”