Letters

Sometimes I send letters to see what kind of reply I get. Why not?

Brent Nichols Trademark – 2/2/2006

Wherein I inform people who share my name that they may no longer use it.

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Space Needle – 6/23/2004

Wherein I most likely prompt security concerns at Seattle’s Space Needle.

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Rock Bottom Brewery – 5/16/2004

Wherein I complain about the strangest dining experience of my life.

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Mexican Restaurant – 5/16/2004

Wherein the contents of an odd menu get clarified.

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M1 Software – 5/17/2004

Wherein a software company doesn’t blink an eye selling to a shady business.

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PFLAG – 10/22/2003

Wherein I project homosexuality onto my son.

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Target – 7/27/2003

Wherein the pronunciation of Target is settled once and for all.

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Bridge Club – 7/9/2003

Wherein I inform my future bridge club that I plan to cheat.

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Arthritis Cream – 3/27/2003

Wherein I relate the results of testing an arthritis cream.

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Mesa Arts Center – 2/28/2003

Wherein I confuse the abbreviation for the Mesa Arts Center (MAC).

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AZ Dept. of Transportation – 10/18/2002

Wherein my request to use an unusual vehicle is met with surprising acceptance.

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Applebee’s – 7/24/2000

Wherein I repeat common complaints from the eldery to the Applebee’s where I worked.

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Hotel Convention – 9/8/1998

Wherein a hotel disregards the safety of its guests for my convention. Check out the postscript.

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Food Stamps – 9/23/1998

Wherein the limits of food stamps’ purchasing power is tested.

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Railroads – 9/16/1998

Wherein I attempt to earn my Eagle Scout Badge using a train. Best reply ever.

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Dentist – 6/25/1998

Wherein I request to have all my teeth removed.

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Gambling Hotline – 6/25/1998

Wherein I finally seek help for my gambling addiction.

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